The paint scandal of 2016 and the paint company that will make your life 1,000 times easier

I got my master bedroom painted in 2016. I was 7 months pregnant. I chose 3 colors. It made sense at the time. Did I mention I was 7 months pregnant?

The top two pics are actually the same color in different lighting. The last one is actually gray with that pink sectional reflecting on it making it look mauve. Do you see why I'm painting??? The big brown feature wall (not pictured) that I had big feature dreams for isn't pictured because I never did anything with it; it just ended up being a big brown wall of failure. While I can't remember all 3 colors I chose, I do remember choosing Sherwin Williams Sea Salt for the main part of my room which I recommend to everybody. It's in my mama's house. It's about to be in my neighbor's house. If you want serene, go with Sea Salt. If you want a color that caresses your face, go with Sea Salt.

Y'all. I WAS YESTERDAY YEARS OLD WHEN I DISCOVERED THAT MY BEDROOM IS NOT PAINTED IN SEA SALT. Apparently FILMY GREEN is also serene. Apparently Filmy Green also caresses your face. APPARENTLY FILMY GREEN IS WHAT THE PAINTERS PAINTED MY ROOM IN 2016. And I'm like HOW SWAY? I'm not yelling at you; I'm yelling at my 2016 painters.

Back story. I'm doing the One Room Challenge. It's a biannual event for anyone who wants to do a design project and be a member of a community while doing it. It lasts 6 weeks. AWESOME new rooms are the result! So I'm refreshing my master bedroom, painting half white to brighten it up (the mauve part, yuck), getting rid of that awful big brown wall, and that brings me to the scandal!